"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

(via parkingstrange)

colorfulhowell:

I AM SO EMOTIONAL YET PROUD. CONGRATS AMAZINGPHIL ON TWO MILLION SUBSCRIBERS NOBODY DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU

(via imaginexmexnaked)

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

(Source: awwww-cute, via sniffing)

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

(via awkwardvagina)

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(via joshpeck)

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

(via sniffing)

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

(via pomfette)

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova, via tyleroakley)